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href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/feeds/8281751049075269584/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html'/><author><name>miss clover</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04993540946406660854</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fp8lIUWyAGA/TGr6y4Qs_gI/AAAAAAAABq8/srpsRJn1TAg/S220/IMG_0021.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-3329699005876575149</id><published>2009-04-15T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-15T10:59:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter is good. And like crack.</title><content type='html'>Twitter is good. And like crack.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3329699005876575149'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3329699005876575149'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239818340000#c3329699005876575149' title=''/><author><name>melissalion</name><uri>http://www.melissalion.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1008636246'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-1787296520410693915</id><published>2009-04-14T18:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T18:51:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Would I have to pay child support if I knocked you...</title><content type='html'>Would I have to pay child support if I knocked you up with kittens?  Because this sounds like a WAY better option.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/1787296520410693915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/1787296520410693915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239760260000#c1787296520410693915' title=''/><author><name>Narm</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k298/jeffnomina/IM000564.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1483227737'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-2147447506964663748</id><published>2009-04-14T17:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T17:44:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I hate pregnant dreams.

And now I want a kitten.</title><content type='html'>I hate pregnant dreams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now I want a kitten.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/2147447506964663748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/2147447506964663748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239756240000#c2147447506964663748' title=''/><author><name>LiLu</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2AfDLsp4DsQ/SdT2lzqpFuI/AAAAAAAAGK4/E8ahnuTJYms/S220/nye08.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1044630661'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-3078036914079804316</id><published>2009-04-14T16:08:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T16:08:00.001-07:00</updated><title type='text'>..And I'm ADD.</title><content type='html'>..And I'm ADD.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3078036914079804316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3078036914079804316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239750480001#c3078036914079804316' title=''/><author><name>Dr Zibbs</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12662074816897381886'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcX9QTbDVJw/SQIUk1jidpI/AAAAAAAABJI/xQn6ToKJFsA/S220/yakpic+blue.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2147351276'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-792662180492308488</id><published>2009-04-14T16:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T16:08:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm addicted to Twitter now too. 

And I'm followi...</title><content type='html'>I'm addicted to Twitter now too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I'm following you now.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/792662180492308488'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/792662180492308488'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239750480000#c792662180492308488' title=''/><author><name>Dr Zibbs</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12662074816897381886'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcX9QTbDVJw/SQIUk1jidpI/AAAAAAAABJI/xQn6ToKJFsA/S220/yakpic+blue.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2147351276'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-4161619915166442071</id><published>2009-04-14T14:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T14:46:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>rs27- i would say pizza delivery girl or singing t...</title><content type='html'>rs27- i would say pizza delivery girl or singing telegram.  someone that shows up at yer door.  i suppose any plausible porn scenario works.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;kelly- you know, i've been trying to figure that out too.  maybe jacques's and my friendship is died, but it was once warm and fuzzy.  and i would rather rip out my uterus with a spork than have fourteen kids.  UGH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cool- i think i just really do want to have kittens instead of babies. that's what i got.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/4161619915166442071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/4161619915166442071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239745560000#c4161619915166442071' title=''/><author><name>miss clover</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04993540946406660854</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_fp8lIUWyAGA/SH4jxqBWPUI/AAAAAAAAA5M/awc0R32tsH4/S220/Gina_7564.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2020703359'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-510889401394070739</id><published>2009-04-14T14:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T14:27:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy wow! I have dreams like that too! I think we ...</title><content type='html'>Holy wow! I have dreams like that too! I think we might just have overactive imaginations. I'm glad I'm not alone *fist pound* (or whatever the cool people do nowadays).</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/510889401394070739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/510889401394070739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239744420000#c510889401394070739' title=''/><author><name>cool as folk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03874058557818675175</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='14854561092816641749'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NdcdFeRAVfY/SdL-YVyKj6I/AAAAAAAAAdQ/ntUWXxNXbAg/S220/IMG000552.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-105512602'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-3042766390387571556</id><published>2009-04-14T13:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T13:00:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What do you suppose the actual meaning of that one...</title><content type='html'>What do you suppose the actual meaning of that one is?  That you wish you were Octomom?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3042766390387571556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/3042766390387571556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239739200000#c3042766390387571556' title=''/><author><name>Kelly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02897358252031026173</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13438448565947378900'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='25' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lXpU9_mspqE/SW1t-WNxbzI/AAAAAAAAAB4/E1YbP5HCIz4/S220/bunny+3+bw.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-207844489'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-516423046584182305</id><published>2009-04-14T12:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T12:50:00.000-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Whats the equivalent for a mailman for a man?

Sec...</title><content type='html'>Whats the equivalent for a mailman for a man?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Secretary? Yoga instructor? Hooker?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/516423046584182305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/8281751049075269584/comments/default/516423046584182305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html?showComment=1239738600000#c516423046584182305' title=''/><author><name>rs27</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='https://www.snorgtees.com/images/IndianStyle_Thumbnail.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.theinternetsensation.com/2009/04/because-my-new-twitter-addiction-makes.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6618049311326741676.post-8281751049075269584' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6618049311326741676/posts/default/8281751049075269584' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2056240191'/></entry></feed>
