"Where have you been all summer?" you ask. "Isn't it true that you are a generally self-absorbed person who derives great satisfaction in receiving attention from complete strangers?"
Yes yes, fine interfriends. As a matter of fact, I do. I enjoy this even more than watching Megan wants a Millionaire. Kidding. I don't enjoy anything more than watching Megan wants a Millionaire.
I just kept hoping for something really exciting to talk about. You know like almost getting arrested. Oh wait. That did happen.
But see? Things are just as they've always been:
Doling out quiet judgment.
Boozy singing.
Boozing with coworkers.
I don't know how to describe this, but it's VERY typical.
Also very typical Friday night.
So that about covers it. Now that you're all up to speed, regular posting will resume immediately.
4 comments:
Well, it's good to know that at least you are consistent with the LA metropolitan lifestyle, that is: centered around drinking and getting in brushes with the law.
And good to see you back - the interwebs are just that much unluckier without Clovers.
Well it's about damn time, sister.
i've missed you, nico pants! i'm happy you haven't abandoned me. how is it that we've still not yet joined forces? we must do it!
MEGAN WANTS A MILLIONAIRE GOT CANCELED!!!
FML.
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