Friday, May 15, 2009

Just another day in my inbox

So where will the weekend find the Clover? Got any big plans that involve goats or Jews? Mine kind of got filled up when I wasn't looking.
Oh, and I don't think I commented on that link you sent me, the eye candy assistant thing. That's fucking unbelievable, except that it's totally believable. Did you sign up?

Rivishly,
Rivers


gina to Mark


no! i didn't. should i? i kind of thought if it's coming to that i would rather just be a whore.

right?
clover


Mark Rivers to me


Yeah, I'm skeptical. You might find yourself chloroformed and shipped off to some Russian slave-whore prison. Though I've learned that such ideas sort of turns you on.


gina to Mark

yes, i am the kind of person that actively wishes to experience stockholm syndrome at least once in my life. what? like holding a girl captive doesn't turn you on.

do comedy nerds do any kidnapping and chaining in basements these days? maybe the one you set me up with will.

bam boom,
clover

So, ladies and gents? How do you feel about eye candy assistants? Whore-y or fruitful vein in my employment search?

1 comments:

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

That site is Creepfest 3000, but probs worth signing up. I mean, I can definitely see legit jobs filtering through there and work's work, you know? Just bring a can of mace and don't do anything I wouldn't do.