So this whole geek thing turned out to not include a vlog, but I promise this is not the first time I will let you all down, so please just accept me for who I am, and let's all move on with the low expectations route firmly in place.
But I'd still like to address this: if you notice there is a nifty little emblem in the bottom of the left hand corner it says "Society for Geek Advancement". Really? Since when did geeks need help advancing? Do I need to spend more of my money on Apple products so a geek can leave the ghetto?
I am going to start a Society for Clover Advancement. I am also marginalized, suburban and have trouble getting laid. Please throw a party in my honor. I will also give out really good stickers.
(Of note: A popular question among the advancers of geekery was "What makes you a geek?" and apparently responding with "I have started hash tagging my texts." is not geeky, just sad. #idontcare #iblamekiala #societyforcloveradvancement
It's about time we had affirmative action for college educated, socially awkward people.
9 comments:
#hashtaggingistehawesomes
#dontletthepeopletellyouotherwise
hashtagging texts is really fun until you do so with someone who doesn't use twitter. #losingfriends #losingstreetcredibility
#hashtaggingtextsisthenewslicedbread
See, as soon as geeks and nerds got cool I realised I have to find a new marginalized group to self-identify with.
Sluts?
I'v started hash tagging my life. It's gotten awkward at the bars.
Trouble getting laid party! This is a brilliant idea. We can make millions. Well just you but I want a cut.
I'm a geek and a nerd. I'm not a Hipster. But, I have sleeves of Tattoos. I'm so confused?
I am excited by the prospect of the really good stickers.
I'm going to start saying "hash tag" instead of PS or "ie".
"Nice tits. Hash tag: TRUTH"
I realized today that I've started emailing and conversing with hashtags.
I would SO cash in on that Affirmative Action...
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