I am no stranger to loving funny dudes in hoodies, BECAUSE THAT IS ALL I TRULY LOVE IN THIS WORLD. But this is the first time I am using a platform such as my blog to try and fanagle a date with one. Like I said, dignity and I broke up a while ago and I'm totally available now.
I don't know if you all read Kiala's blog but it's very super and you definitely should read it if you don't. Anyway, she posted this today and it made my little Clover heart skip a beat. This Ezra individual is hilarious and has great taste in art, and we have at least one email friend in common so I feel like this somehow makes the dream of dating possible, even though he lives in Portland and I am slave to LA 4 LIFE. Whatevs. Small potatoes.
Regular posting to resume shortly. In the meantime, watch and laugh and crush on this person too:
Ezra Caraeff - Back Fence PDX from brewcaster on Vimeo.
Friday, April 3, 2009
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8 comments:
I think we need to start a new blog called Letters to People Who Should Date Us.
Oh my god, I was kind of kidding, but WHAT. GENIUS.
i can think of ten people IMMEDIATELY that need letters STAT.
does this make us creepy or awesome or BOTH? i think this will totally get us dates.
Ah, you know you can always get a date with me. Your creepy awesomeness is very endearing.
I seriously can't believe you said "small potatoes". That made me laugh so hard, haha.
The post was funny, this guy is funny, Thanks for the laugh! lol
I say do it do it do it!
Gina-
Perhaps I didn't share with you the 3 CARDINAL RULES for determining whether or not an individual is a hipster.
You may be a hipster IF:
1. You are a post-collegiate, middle class suburban raised individual who CHOOSES to dwell in neighborhoods that are "gritty", with crack addicts and section 8 housing, just to show the world how NOT mainstream and bourgeois you are.
2. You turn your social awkwardness and knack for self deprecation into viable tools for self promotion, gravitating toward and catering to other socially awkward yet highly intelligent individuals.
3. You skulk and sink into your hoodie, content that your Little House on the Prairie beard or camel toe from your skinny jeans will do all the talking for you.
In which I conclude:
Your new crush is a hipster nonpareil.
Ezra is a heartbreaker, that's for sure. He's married too. I'm sorry, Gina.
BUT you can still come up to Portland and there are many boys here who are funny and self-deprecating AND wear hoodies.
You can hang out with me. I'm like Kiala-lite. Which probably wouldn't be that fun but whatever.
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