It's ok. There are no nipples, no upskirts, and you're not shielding another woman from a)giving birth in a washroom b)doing coke in a bathroom or c) making out with you in a bathroom. Which is why I woulda skipped this picture when reliving last night. ;-) (ps - yowza.)
miel- ha! underwhelming, eh? it would have been way better if one girl was huffing a rail off my lady lumps and the other was sucking face with me. i'm waiting for when you and laurie come out.
let's see...no pbr, no fluorescent colored tweed kiffeyeh, no visible tattoos or door knocker earrings...you might be able to talk yourself out of this one. btw...peeped the site...you were the hottest chick at the party. enough hanging out with the cool kids. i want to see you sucking face with brody jenner.
ho- for the record, i would TOTALLY make out with brody jenner. i agree that is the the direction things need to be headed in my social life. if only the hills were still on. i would make an awesome subplot.
lickedy- oh, yeah. the above scenario can easily happen out in the world and the girls can still be as straight as a level.
(straight as a level. i have no idea why that is not an actual colloquial simile.)
plath- alcoholic baby?? i can only dream that my child will be such an overachiever at that young age.
lilu- thanks, but i feel like you are getting me off easy because i'm about to indoctrinate you with my hipster gear. soooo, speaking of....i washed it yesterday! now i just have to get you a cute card to send along with and it's on its way!
it can't go without saying that even your most brilliant posts garner an average of 8 to 12 comments...then you go an put a sexy, pouty picture up with minimal verbiage and BLAM! 20+ comments
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how beautiful are you!
It's ok. There are no nipples, no upskirts, and you're not shielding another woman from a)giving birth in a washroom b)doing coke in a bathroom or c) making out with you in a bathroom. Which is why I woulda skipped this picture when reliving last night. ;-)
(ps - yowza.)
YIfO- I say that about you everyday.
miel- ha! underwhelming, eh? it would have been way better if one girl was huffing a rail off my lady lumps and the other was sucking face with me. i'm waiting for when you and laurie come out.
let's see...no pbr, no fluorescent colored tweed kiffeyeh, no visible tattoos or door knocker earrings...you might be able to talk yourself out of this one. btw...peeped the site...you were the hottest chick at the party. enough hanging out with the cool kids. i want to see you sucking face with brody jenner.
you look cool, hot and bemused. Hooray Beer!
(As you can see, I am trying to recover from what will be known as the Matt Damon Weird Comment Incident of '09. It is a slow process.)
are you ahem coming out as a ladylover or were you never in or is this just what gals say to each other? So confusing.
I approve of that beverage in your hand. Red Stripe makes me feel like I am drinking an alcoholic baby beverage but man is it divine.
At least you admitted it. I feel like if you call yourself out for something, it's only half as bad.
ho- for the record, i would TOTALLY make out with brody jenner. i agree that is the the direction things need to be headed in my social life. if only the hills were still on. i would make an awesome subplot.
lickedy- oh, yeah. the above scenario can easily happen out in the world and the girls can still be as straight as a level.
(straight as a level. i have no idea why that is not an actual colloquial simile.)
plath- alcoholic baby?? i can only dream that my child will be such an overachiever at that young age.
lilu- thanks, but i feel like you are getting me off easy because i'm about to indoctrinate you with my hipster gear. soooo, speaking of....i washed it yesterday! now i just have to get you a cute card to send along with and it's on its way!
And I like what you're drinking.
Found your blog through Chele's.
mmmm...I like that blue...sexy
Oh Yeah...You have a serious case of Bedroom eyes. Good Stuff
Oh, the come hither eyes are on fire!
Everything I type in response to this post comes out really creepy.
WHERE IS THE BANKSY VLOG. WHERE IS IT. WHERE.
zibbs- i really just served as a way to showcase the beverage.
j-dawg- who are you j-dawg? where do you come from with your hithery comments?
surviving- CLOVER is on FIRE.
racquel- just so you know, i am totally more than okay with you bringing the creepy.
p- the banksy vlog is so happening, girlie! i so promise! let's hope i don't get arrested!
How soon we forget
"j-dawg,
why you hatin' on my neon green? i thought it was sizzling. but fine. how you like the rainbow of blues? i'll keep trying until you are satisfied."
"j-dawg"
sorry i was used to the more professional comment stylings of "jonathan edwards moore".
btw, you never got back to me about these blues!
Ice cool, Clover.
actual colloquial simile is so good it's salaciously solipsitic. I do agree straight as a level should be in common use.
Yes I did get back to you about the "blues"
Read the one above the "bedroom eyes" post
fantastic pick of drink -- and you totally dodged the way-too-obvious hipster PBR bullet, so good for you.
it can't go without saying that even your most brilliant posts garner an average of 8 to 12 comments...then you go an put a sexy, pouty picture up with minimal verbiage and BLAM! 20+ comments
Brains: 0 Beauty: 1
You look gorgeous!
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