Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fine. I give up.

Barely a week after I mock hipsters and their appearances on party photo blogs, I wind up on one.

Hipster by numbers, people. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

23 comments:

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

how beautiful are you!

mieletcannelle said...

It's ok. There are no nipples, no upskirts, and you're not shielding another woman from a)giving birth in a washroom b)doing coke in a bathroom or c) making out with you in a bathroom. Which is why I woulda skipped this picture when reliving last night. ;-)
(ps - yowza.)

miss clover said...

YIfO- I say that about you everyday.

miel- ha! underwhelming, eh? it would have been way better if one girl was huffing a rail off my lady lumps and the other was sucking face with me. i'm waiting for when you and laurie come out.

forever22 said...

let's see...no pbr, no fluorescent colored tweed kiffeyeh, no visible tattoos or door knocker earrings...you might be able to talk yourself out of this one. btw...peeped the site...you were the hottest chick at the party. enough hanging out with the cool kids. i want to see you sucking face with brody jenner.

LickedySplit said...

you look cool, hot and bemused. Hooray Beer!

(As you can see, I am trying to recover from what will be known as the Matt Damon Weird Comment Incident of '09. It is a slow process.)

are you ahem coming out as a ladylover or were you never in or is this just what gals say to each other? So confusing.

Baking With Plath said...

I approve of that beverage in your hand. Red Stripe makes me feel like I am drinking an alcoholic baby beverage but man is it divine.

LiLu said...

At least you admitted it. I feel like if you call yourself out for something, it's only half as bad.

Gina said...

ho- for the record, i would TOTALLY make out with brody jenner. i agree that is the the direction things need to be headed in my social life. if only the hills were still on. i would make an awesome subplot.

lickedy- oh, yeah. the above scenario can easily happen out in the world and the girls can still be as straight as a level.

(straight as a level. i have no idea why that is not an actual colloquial simile.)

plath- alcoholic baby?? i can only dream that my child will be such an overachiever at that young age.

lilu- thanks, but i feel like you are getting me off easy because i'm about to indoctrinate you with my hipster gear. soooo, speaking of....i washed it yesterday! now i just have to get you a cute card to send along with and it's on its way!

Dr Zibbs said...

And I like what you're drinking.

Found your blog through Chele's.

J-Dawg said...

mmmm...I like that blue...sexy

J-Dawg said...

Oh Yeah...You have a serious case of Bedroom eyes. Good Stuff

surviving myself said...

Oh, the come hither eyes are on fire!

Racquel Valencia said...

Everything I type in response to this post comes out really creepy.

P. said...

WHERE IS THE BANKSY VLOG. WHERE IS IT. WHERE.

miss clover said...

zibbs- i really just served as a way to showcase the beverage.

j-dawg- who are you j-dawg? where do you come from with your hithery comments?

surviving- CLOVER is on FIRE.

racquel- just so you know, i am totally more than okay with you bringing the creepy.

p- the banksy vlog is so happening, girlie! i so promise! let's hope i don't get arrested!

J-Dawg said...

How soon we forget

"j-dawg,

why you hatin' on my neon green? i thought it was sizzling. but fine. how you like the rainbow of blues? i'll keep trying until you are satisfied."

miss clover said...

"j-dawg"

sorry i was used to the more professional comment stylings of "jonathan edwards moore".

btw, you never got back to me about these blues!

Miss Em said...

Ice cool, Clover.

LickedySplit said...

actual colloquial simile is so good it's salaciously solipsitic. I do agree straight as a level should be in common use.

Jonathan "J-Dawg" Edwards said...

Yes I did get back to you about the "blues"

Read the one above the "bedroom eyes" post

Nico said...

fantastic pick of drink -- and you totally dodged the way-too-obvious hipster PBR bullet, so good for you.

forever22 said...

it can't go without saying that even your most brilliant posts garner an average of 8 to 12 comments...then you go an put a sexy, pouty picture up with minimal verbiage and BLAM! 20+ comments

Brains: 0 Beauty: 1

adub0 said...

You look gorgeous!