I went into Union Bank of California three days days ago to make sure everything was coming along, since, well, why wouldn't it be? Back on New Year's Eve, my one plea was that my bills clear no matter how long it took to investigate the fraud charges, and they were all, oh totes, Clover, we so got your back on that one.
Turned out they did not have my back. Drained checking account, overdraft fees, now bounced checks and late fees and fees for all the pity parties I'm throwing myself. I live on AIR right now, people. And that is way less magical than it sounds.
So yesterday in an attempt to stop dreaming of rat poison and arsenic for myself, the identity theft perps and UBOC employees, I went and got a "new look". (Bang trims are free, FYI. I now know exactly what is free in this world. Pretty much nothing, but bang trims are one of them.) My love for long sixties go-go bangs means lots and lots of fringe maintenance until I just can't take it anymore. And yesterday was one of those days. I was in the mood for a good whack and that's just what I did.
So while normally I sport the long hipster bangs, I went with the short hipster bangs and I'm afraid they're far cooler than I am. I've never had bangs this short and I'm still getting used to them. I'm convinced they don't look good without glasses and black liquid eyeliner. And this a lot of look for me to keep up, considering my daily wardrobe consists of hoodies, jeans and Oliver Peck Vans.
I'm just not sure I'm comfortable with so much...face.
See how sad I look? This is what getting your bank account raped looks like.
Okay, I'm going to leave you all now before you get sucked into my vortex of doom.
8 comments:
I like the short bangs, it suits you. But I am too very much fan of the long bangs.
I had bangs last year and well bangs maintenance drove me nuts so I grew it out.
I love these bangs and dream about them daily. Mine tend to flip up in awkward ways when I cut them short, leaving me to shove them down with greasy palms like a twelve-year-old boy. Sigh.
And, dude, identity theft is NOT OK. Tell me who to punch and I'll punch them.
With those short bangs, American Apparel is sure to give you a call ANY SECOND now. Fingers crossed!
If I got sucked into your vortex of doom, that would mean we'd get to hang out, right? So that wouldn't be that bad.
Also, I like the hair.
I know it kinda sucks right now, like when that couple got stuck out there in the ocean while they were diving and the boat left them there and there were like oh $%&^ I paid $ 200 for this? And it was like even worse when the sharks came and like ate on them? They were like I wish I'd spent that $ 200 at Starbucks and learnt macrame instead of diving? That feeling must suck, and maybe that's kinda how you felt when you posted this blog. But I promise you this, this too shall pass. Not for that couple in the ocean, I mean they died, but for you, this too shall pass. Worst comes to worst I'll wire you like $ 100 via Western Union or something.
And by the way you look great in short bangs. You looked great when you had long bangs too. You'll always be young, hot and free - so just accept it already, for cryin' out loud ...
Bangs - they make everything better, don't they? I'm badly in need of a trim myself, but I think I'm going to cut my own, because I have a death-wish for my hair.*
Also, yes, we most defintely need to get a drink and talk shit.
*Not really, I'm a beauty school drop out and got as far as Bang Trimming 101.
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