(And now I've officially seen something with James Franco in it.)
2) No matter how dead they are, cockroaches will always scare the living bejesus out of me. Especially when you wake up in the morning to find them in your otherwise clean sink.
3) Despite the fact that, other than myself, only a male gay couple has occupied the hipster shed, I still managed to find dirty, lacy girls' panties wadded up inside a Longs drugstore bag and shoved in the back of my pantry. I have no idea whose they are, how long they've been there or why they were balled up and shoved in a Longs shopping bag that somehow found its way to my pantry. I've never even shopped at Longs. Frankly it grossed me out as much as the cockroach. And they'd *definitely* been worn by a girl. I haven't the foggiest how they wound up there.
Unfortunately no visual for my third lesson of the week. The skivvies did NOT get photographed. They were promptly discarded.
It hasn't been a good day for my kitchen.
6 comments:
Freaks & Geeks is amazing, cockroaches are horrifying (I grew up in Florida so I know them well), and the underwear thing is just weird.
it's never, ever, ever too late to join the freaks and geeks coterie. dont tell anyone else here in LA, but it's pretty much apatow's finest moment.
hey... would you do me a favor?! when you've got the chance... would you ship my thong to me?! really miss that thing... could be of good use out here in arkansas!
hugo: i think it was paul feig's, too. actually possibly everyone but seth rogan's. he was underutilized in those days.
and mr. kilgore: thank you for clearing it up. i knew you would repay the favor somehow. xoxo
i know i'm late to this party, but THANK GOD you've seen freaks and geeks. hugo is right, it's never too late. i still laugh, out loud, just thinking about "lady L" (if you haven't gotten there yet...just wait).
also: once i found a winter hat months after moving into an apartment that was definitely not mine, but panties? whaaa? it's like a disgustingly horrifying time capsule.
Eeeek, cockroaches. They sometimes have wings in Australia, so not only do they crawl around, but they fly at you like little divebombers. Yuk.
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