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Below is an email exchange from this weekend, which proved that while pot smokers tend to be forgetful, they easily find humor in said forgetfulness.

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from: My Friend
date: Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 10:30 AM
subject: forgive me!

I NEVER HAVE DONE THIS EVER IN MY INTERNET LIFE. I am forwarding a link to a page which VERY EASILY forwards a letter to your state representative regarding DECRIMINALIZING PERSONAL MARIJUANA USE.

Whether or not you are a midnight toker, the legalization and taxation of marijuana alone would be enough to fund a national healthcare system. Or improve school systems, social programs or would be instrumental in LOWERING YOUR TAXES. This is a win-win-win.

California has made HUGE strides toawrds decriminalization, now is the first time this serious momentum has been put into action. PLEASE go to this link - it takes 10 seconds - and forward a letter supporting decriminalization.

Or risk getting a phone call from me in the middle of the night asking you to help bail me out. And horizontal stripes do not flatter me. Have mercy.

Much Love - hope all's well.

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from: Lady Sensation
to: My Friend
date: Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 11:36 AM
subject: Re: forgive me!

girl, i don't know if you're making an argument for smoking less weed, but you're gonna have to include the link if you want us to help you out.

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from: My Friend
to: Lady Sensation
date: Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 11:45 AM
subject: Re: forgive me!

OMG!
that is hilarious!!

hahahahahahaha!

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from: My Friend
to: Lady Sensation
date: Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 5:45 PM

i think you should post that whole exchange in your blog. I'm dying.

Point taken, 'little miss fully functioning brain cells'

!

xo

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I may go over everything with a fine-toothed comb, but I wouldn't say fully functioning. My brain cells are goin' down, too. I just prefer to crush mine slowly by suffocating them with neurotic thoughts. It's my own brand of torture and I can hear them begging for mercy, wishing I just did drugs.

Speaking of pot humor, Pineapple Express actually looks hilary! Never one to find being stoned a punchline and growing a bit weary of the Apatow empire, I thought I was gonna steer clear of this one, but hey-o! Maybe it's the M.I.A. song or this James Franco individual (Where'd he come from?). But suddenly I'm loving the pot lovers.