Eat this!

My artist friend and fellow mermaid enthusiast, Scotty Vera, participated in a moving Dom DeLouise tribute at Track 16 this weekend. The theme was Dom DeLouise and lobsters, which turned out to be a winning combination of elements. In my favorite piece of the show, Vera imagines DeLouise as lobster centaur, saving Anne Frank and decapitating Nazis.

You can never lose with Nazi decapitation.

Vegan lobster jello molds were in the mix, impressively plated.

I'm nothing if not enthusiastic about themed events.

And now I present to you my very own Fug or Fab.

I had my outfit for the evening's festivities all planned out, since I was going to remain westside until the opening, already being that side of town all day for the much-touted UCLA romance workshop. (Which was amazing, BTW. A post may or may not follow depending on motivation level this week.) However, I remembered everything but my black heels, and only had the day shoes I'd been motorin' around in, the green Pumas. Now, people insisted the outfit actually worked, but these people are also my friends.

So, you be the judge:

Feel free to judge me mercilessly. I would.