Crank it up give it to me come on

How 'bout that new Janet Jackson single? As I drag my ass each day around town, she sure makes me want to crank it up and give it to her. When I first heard it, I thought she was saying, "Break it off, give it to me." I kinda like my version better. I always thought I should have been a pop star.

So I realized part of my slow posting these days is a lack of visual imagery to inspire me. I've noticed my favorite part of recapping right now is making my really atrocious photoshop collages and I don't like coming back over to the blog and having nothing to screengrab and make fun of. So I'm putting this in writing that when I am done posting, I am finally going to get myself a digital camera from Amazon. (Go, Amazon Prime!) I know, I know. Last person ever and lamest blogger ever. But I did finally get an ipod last year, so I eventually come around to everything. Someday I'll finally get cable. (Yes, it's true. I am possibly the only TV recapper in history that doesn't have a television in their home with which to view the shows. Thank god for Ex and Flipit. They truly make it all possible.)

So while I wait for my new camera, read my Paradise Hotel recaps at TVgasm. Better yet, watch the show. Back in summer of 2003, it changed the way I viewed the world. It was like before the television landscape was black and white and then it burst into marvelous technicolor. And here's something I made to show my love. More for me, than for you.