Friday, February 1, 2008

#@^#&$%!^&@#@^%$%&

That is the sound of Mercury Retrograde kicking my ass.  

I woke up this morning to find that the latest My Fair Brady has decided to publish itself in a completely unintelligible way and until I get someone less retrograded on the case, I just have to stare at it and bang my head on the keyboard.

For all you fellow sufferers (and mac users), download this to your dashboard asap. It's the hottest widget yet and comes with fun facts! Did you know that the Titanic sank during the peak Mercury Retrograde in 1912? Makes the mangled MFB seem slightly less devastating. Either way, read it later.

Also R.I.P. Anna Loginova.  You genuinely sound like the hottest woman ever.  I would like to avenge your death by playing you in your undoubtedly upcoming biopic.  

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