Are you there, God? It's me, motherless goat.

I wrote this email to my editrix (it's just hotter that way) at TVgasm, so while crafted for private use, I've now decided it will double as an update for the blog and a press release to Life/The Universe.

Also, my piece on Cashmere Mafia is up, so go on, girl, go 'head, get down. Enjoy.

jesus h,

i still haven't gotten on any of the tvgasm stuff because getting in an accident and then dealing with my ex's jeep breaking on me wasn't enough. i decided it was high time i lose my wallet with everything ever in it. so, i spent the day retracing my steps like some maniac bobsey twin and when all hope was lost (i really did think the chevron on lincoln blvd would have it), i spent the latter half of the day crying at the bank canceling debit cards and getting a hot mess of a new picture at the dmv.

and just for metaphorical kicks, i broke a mirror today too! good times.

if this streak doesn't end soon, i'll start filming my retarded sitcom of a life and you better believe you're writing the recaps.

so, if you could make my link appear since it's still not, it might just distract me from sobbing uncontrollably that i also lost a free pass to disneyland that was in my wallet, a retail value of $63.

TVgasm is seriously a ray of sunshine in my world gone mad.

thank you,g

I learned the link does not go up, by the way. Luckily, I am not beaten easily. It's gonna happen.